 Hey there Hot pants!
Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there
is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list.
Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines
NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history. Also, there will be a "running" top winners page
so you can see if your submitted pickup lines are in the lead etc.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Mitch from Utah.
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You remind me of a slut I used to date.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by d_e from here and there.
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you: Hi there digawst.
Response: what’s a digawst?
you: nothen baby, you may have my dick for free.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by DE from fucking don’t know anymore.
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Hey there, do you take your cock with ketchup or just like to relish the thought of it?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by oreo69 from torrington,Ct.
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
You slap the mosquito and it stops suckin!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jestaaranger from where you want to be.
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For a second, before meeting you, I almost didn’t cum. You want to help me out later?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by KittyKat from nowhere.
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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by heard it from me.
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Hey, would you like some dinner? Okay then, where’s your trough and I’ll feed you?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Cutting down from PCP to Pot and Acid.
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Fuck-an-a, did I get my directions wrong and end up at the zoo? Can you say "moo?"
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by big boobs from the recent boob job..
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Hi there. I was just thinking that if any girl I have ever seen looks exactly like a cunt, it would be you. Anyway, get on the ball bitch.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by PDR from .
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Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. Oh, never mind, I just found him in my ass.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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With one touch, I could make you make sounds that only Helen Keller could hear!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Matt from Los Angeles, CA.
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You know, my friends call me the garbage man (huh? why?) cause I can toss it in your ass like I'm throwing trash in a dumpster
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by poets from BDBP always score the most.
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Pussy is red
My mood is blue
Spread your ass wide
And I shall fuck you.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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You know I’m not the only guy in here......but,I’m the ONLY one taling to you.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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do you have black in ya? no, well do you want some
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by learn from me.
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Guy: I have no interest in having a conversation with you. just shut the fuck up and suck my cock.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by gets her self estime from sucking a lot of cock like a fucking whore.
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Guy: let’s just be honest. Your not exactly a beauty queen, so why bother with the hard to get routine. Just suck my cock like you know you want to, and shut the fuck up.
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